Fudgems


fudgems is the mascot for dominos pizza’ newest promotional offer. 10 oven baked brownie squares with the purchase of any large pizza at the regular menu price. fudgems resembles a furry cube of feces with arms and legs. there are no disernable eyes, ears, nose, or s-xual organs. this lack of sensory organs has led scientists to believe that fudgems was genetically engineered by dominos pizza corp. and thus violating several u.s. genetics laws. the surgeon general also warns that although not verified, it is possible that the oven baked brownie squares are the solid waste matter produced by fudgems.
mmm mmm, i love that fudgems. too bad i get the sh-ts every time i eat them.
the diarrhea cause by eating dominos pizza. in the third quarter of 2006, dominos pizza corp made a marketing campaign that turned “fudgems” into a mascot to make the pizza sh-ts seem fun.
last night, i had so much cheap greasy pizza and old milwaukee, that i woke up with the worst case of fudgems ever!
nickname for any indiviual exhibiting poor personal hygiene and an offensive odor. these individuals are usually short and squat with an odd gait resembling the dominos mascot for which they are named. household objects these individuals touch need to be wiped clean before being used by a non-fudgems person or a funk transfer will occur. a more appropriate name might be greaseums, its just not as catchy.
fudgems touched the tv remote, get me a warm, damp cloth. chris farley, john belushi, that chubby kid at school, jimmy johnson, newt gingrich, eric cartman, the husband on king of queens, nick tortelli (from cheers), pigpen, khalid shaikh mohammed, others.

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