fugromple
the act or idea of f-cking, bucking, paying money, having b-m-s-x, doing crazy stunts, being a wh-r-, eating blue waffle, ball-tagging someone who has a hairy chode, someone who has ever said the statement (chiliring). anyone who has had p–p-d-ck. people that shave their p-b-s wrong so one part is pr-ckly, one part is hairy as man -ss, and one part is as smooth as b-tter, anyone who uses vegetables as s-x toys, etc.
he went down on her and she had a sever case of fugromple
man 1: how was last night?? man2: i fugrompled the sh-t out of her.
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