fukescalles
after your new years resolution of losing weight doesn’t work out and you gain weight, instead of losing weight you f-ckscalles; picking up the scales and throwing them out the window. normally happens in february.
after cutting calories and going to the gym everyday for a month the woman stepped onto the scales only to discover she had gained weight! she went f-kescalles, thank god the dog had already completed his daily const-tution in the back yard early or he would have been killed!
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