full body massage


a legal way to advertise a m-ssage which ends with the man receiving a hand job.
a full body m-ssage costs 40 dollars for half an hour.
a nice way of saying, “getting laid in the shade” because ad’s in the paper alway’s say “full body m-ssage” but that’s just a front for prost-tution.
kid 1: i got lucky, i just a full body m-ssage.
kid 2: holy sh-t!
when your whole body be get m-ssaged
phoebe axed john for the full body m-ssage.

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