full english breakfast
named after the actual breakfast dish including sausage served with blood pudding, the full english breakfast is a s-x act involving s-xual intercourse with a menstruating woman that ends with you withdrawing and finishing the final few minutes in her mouth.
this chick was on the rag so i fed her a full english breakfast.
when you pour cold tea and beans into her v-g-n- and lick them out of her
hannah woke up to find jerry licking the full english breakfast from her v-g-n-
full english breakfast (n). a very
untidy v-g-n- that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.
she wanted a quick one this morning, but that was one full english breakfast.
1 – a traditional english meal between 8 and 11 am, usually at the weekend.
2 – an improvement to the now over used egging.
how to full english breakfast:
gather all the ingredients of a full english breakfast. eggs, beans, bacon, sausage, tomato and mushrooms (you can also add bonus ingredience for good measure such as oranges, flour, full cream, pastys and yoghurt)
open all containers and remove all packaging
spread all contents over your desired target.
it has much the same effect as egging but is much more original. imagin the confusion of waking up to a full english breakfast.
to full english breakfast shows great skill in the area of haloween pranking.go forth and breakfast my children
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