full midge
a person who possesses the body shape of a midget, but is normal sized. basically, a large head on narrow shoulders, but well over five feet tall.
dude, i saw full midge walking down the street lookin’ like the king of the munchkins
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when you are very high or fully stoned from smoking weed, dope, cannabis, ganja, gr-ss, pot, reefer, herb, or bud. example #1 so what did you do last weekend, man? dude, i was full on hard. example #2 dude, are you high? full on hard!
- fumidor
a cabinet, container, room, or device used to protect perfumes and colognes from light and heat. wine coolers and mini-fridges are often used for this purpose. -n-logous to a humidor used for tobacco. also known as a perfumidor. my buddy collects colognes. he uses a mini-fridge as a fumidor for his really expensive and rare […]
- functionally retarded
mental deficiency characterized by stumbling speech, disconnection with reality, and unrestrained ego, yet behavior which is accepted by at most 50% of the population. george w. bush is functionally r-t-rded. adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough brain cells to survive; devoid of common sense and mental apt-tude. dave is such a tool. i […]
- lesbian friday
term used to describe a day where you do absolutely nothing, nothing productive anyway insert any day of the week you want the boss is p-ssed we didn’t get anything done today. yeah, i almost feel bad for him because he doesn’t know tomorrow is lesbian friday. we’re not gonna do d-ck.
- Lesbitchka
a really mean lesbian who’s descendants can be traced back to a former east bloc country. that lesb-tchka is really mean. but, she kind of turns me on because she looks a bit like uber-s-xy khrushchev.