Full Turd Kernel
1. a high ranking officer (full bird colonel) in the military or member of management who is an -sshole or would be considered a piece of sh-t by majority vote.
2. to completely cr-p out, break or fail.
3. a remarkable fecal accomplishment.
1. is that your boss, that would be he… the full t-rd kernel himself.
2. looks like i’m going to bed, facebook is goin all full t-rd kernel.
3. d-mn, i just gave birth to a beast. gotta get a snapshot of this full t-rd kernel.
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