fumbelievable
adj.
an exclamation to describe a play in american football that is so unexpectedly botched by one or more players that it results in a cry of outrage from justified fans. most applicably, a fumble that is recovered by the defense and is ran back for a game-winning touchdown. however, the term can be used to punctuate any heart-wrenchingly sudden event in a game.
origin: blend of “fumble” and “unbelievable”
“fumbelievable! we just lost the game because our running back couldn’t take a hit and hold onto the ball at the same time.”
“zach maynard threw another interception? this is fumbelievable!”
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