Fumblescrote
fumblescr-t-. adjective. the act of frantically trying to recapture the waistband of one’s pants from between the b-llb-g and the base of the zip, having slipped from the grasp of the thumb, blocking the imminent flow of p-ss moments before release.
“i was there. i’d made it – and then my thumb slipped off and i had ‘fumblescr-t-‘ for several seconds. it was agony”.
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