Fumder
a sly reference to the ‘color of the carpet’. spelled forwards, red muf, is a subtle way of pointing out the fair skinned ginger heads without the obnoxiousness.
synonymous with: fire crotch, ring of fire, ginger, hot box
1) dude, fumder, five o’clock. i f-ckin’ love read heads, they’re usually psychotic… but i dig it!
2) dude, she’s a fumder.
3) hey, what’s up fumder?
a red-headed person that tries to p-ss themselves off as a dirty blonde, using any and all means, be it hair dye, makeup, excessive tanning.
the actor simon baker (the mentalist) would be a fumder.
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