Fump

this is an activity where someone takes a bath and farts in the tub to make little fart bubbles. now the creative part. the person performing this activity tries to bite the fart bubbles before they pop.
oh sh-t man, taking baths used to be boring. now i get my fun by fumping in the tub.
when you sit on the toilet and you think your going to take a normal dump, but then you explode and you fart and take a huge dump at the same time.
guy 1: “man that was loud!”

guy 2:”yea, i fumped like a motha’ f-cka’!”
fap humping, it was made up in palringo’s “official pimd” group long before people disgraced it with things such as farting on d-cks.

fap humping is you fapping as you hump someone.
boy: d-mn, aoife was really fumping tay last night, did you see how into it she was getting?
girl: ikr?! and tay was too drunk to notices she had her hands in her pants!
to give affection to your pet or another person with your foot.
usually when you are too lazy to reach down and pet your kitty, you’ll fump her instead, using your feet to stroke her fur.

i am fumping the doggy.
a man who smells women bicycle seats.
that guy is the biggest fump ever.
when a man gets a s-x change and has his p-n-s turned inside out, but later after the surgery he gets and erection and if shoots back out into a p-n-s again.
oh sh-t guys turn that p-rn off or i’m gonna fump!

that guy was gonna f-ck me but when i saw his hot body i fumped and he left

sometimes i put puke in my mangina and watch p-rn till i fump and shoot puke all over the place!
a dance where one person gets on the floor and does push-ups, while another person gets on top of them and humps to the “jump in!” soundtrack; an alternate to the word “f-ck”.
ex1:man, me and chealsea fumped so hard last night!
ex2: well fump you!

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