Fumped
v. to have s-xual relations with an individual then shortly afterwards end any type of relationship with them.
guy 1: yo, weren’t you seeing that chick?
guy 2: naw dawg, i strait up fumped that b-tch.
girl 1: hey kelly, weren’t you dating that one guy?
girl 1: nah b-tch, i fumped him last week.
to have had s-xual relations, or have had s-xual intercourse
yo, i got with that honey and we fumped til it was raw dawg!
short for “f-cking/freaking pumped”
“nathan is fumped about playing his new 360!”
“dude, i have never seen somebody get so fumped about five dollars.”
to be dumped (relationship) through the social networking platform “facebook”
person a notifying person b that they no longer wish to remain in a relationship using facebook as a method of communicating the message. being dumped on facebook or fumped for short.
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