Fumpkin Job
when a chick sticks here finger in your b-m while giving you a bl-w j-b.
kevin: miles did that chick give you a “fumpkin job”?
miles: yeah dude, i’m not sure if a finger in the b-m from a chick giving you head is gay or not.
kevin: totally not gay bro.
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