Fun Vampire
person who, by their very presence near a fun or off the chain activity, will proceed to suck all fun or hope of good times from said activity; usually female
– ” i’ll call steve to see if he wants to go out with us tonight.”
– ” don’t even bother man, his new girlfriend is a f-cking fun vampire.”
-” oh yea, you’re right.”
someone who sucks the fun out of a situation
“i can’t go to your house today, my mom says i have to clean my room.”
“your mom is such a funvampire!”
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