Functionally High


when a person smokes enough marijuana to feel its effects, but not enough to alter competence at regular daily tasks or create a lasting low after the effects have worn off.

becoming functionally high is a skill that comes naturally for some, and for others takes a long time to develop and master.
person 1: i just got some killer bud from a friend of mine. wanna smoke?

person 2: ok, but i have work in an hour. i guess i’ll go in functionally high.

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