functionally nude
functionally nude subjects are those who are wearing a decent amount of clothing, but their main s-xual regions (i.e. the br–sts and p-ssy, and occasionally -ss) are left exposed.
the nudity is functional because they are only nude enough to function in during s-x
daryl: you seemed to be ploughing jessica behind the counter at the bar last night but she was wearing clothes?
jake: oh, yeah, she was only functionally nude
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