Functioning Retard


one who is medically diagnosed as “mentally r-t-rded” but manages to function at a normal level. while managing at a normal level that said person does things that would make other believe that he is a dumb–ss, dimwhit, or plaind old r-t-rd. see george w. bush
everything george w. bush said during his speeches.

some functioning r-t-rds managed to make their way to the top, president bush did.

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