Functionista
someone who consistently wears situationally appropriate clothing.
anyone who dresses purely according to the dictates of function, in response to actual weather conditions and in pursuit of personal comfort.
the opposite of fashionista.
prior to climbing the mountain the functionistas gathered at the trail head to triple check the pit zips on their gor-tex jackets, prime their camelbak hydration systems and compare mult-tools.
someone who consistently wears situationally appropriate clothing.
anyone who dresses purely according to the dictates of function, in response to actual weather conditions and in pursuit of personal comfort.
the opposite of fashionista.
prior to climbing the mountain the functionistas gathered at the trail head to triple check the pit zips on their gor-tex jackets, prime their camelbak hydration systems and compare mult-tools.
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