funeral orgies
when a person dies, their related family and friends go through a rough and rigorous grieving process. some cry, some get angry, and some even jump off bridges. this has become such a devastating epidemic that funerals have started programs called funeral orgies. these programs, in an attempt to relieve those struggling with the grieving process, see the funeral home hold an open house for a single day to be used for adult shenanigans by those mourning. similar to mexico’s day of the dead where they all celebrate the life of their p-ssed family and friends, it is quite empowering and brings those who knew the deceased closure.
“man, i was feeling bad, but ever since that funeral orgy, i’ve never felt better!”
“hey sis, would you join me at the funeral orgies sat-rday and sunday?”
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