Fung Shwayed
when in the rare instance of the morning after a one night stand you awake at their place and find yourself alone, with no ride home, so in spite before beginning your long walk of shame you rearrange their furniture. such as turning their entertainment center backwards, stuffing pillows and blankets in the dishwasher, and putting their coffee table in the shower.
-it should be noted that the effort and severity of the changes are directly dependent upon how drunk you still are.
–it should also be noted that it’s best to first come up with a good excuse to use if said one night stand should suddenly walk in with breakfast for you both while your trying to fit her coffee table into the bathroom.
ie: collin explained, “i woke up at her place the next day and she was already gone. that b-tch left me with no way to get home so before i started walking i fung shwayed her. she’s still probably trying to figure out how i fit her mattress and bed-spring out on the balcony.”
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