fungitarian
-someone who eats only fungus
-a great way to one-up all of the vegetarians and vegans, ending their preachy holier-than-thou att-tudes about food
tom:”i’m a vegan. i won’t eat anything that can feel pain.”
d-ck: “why do you hate vegetables so much? i’m a fungitarian: for breakfast i had a cremini and shiitake smoothie.”
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