Funk and Wagnall
a dictionary.
person a: what does that mean?
person b: i don’t know go look it up in your funk and wagnall.
a non-offensive alternative for “f-cking….” such as “f-cking idiot” or “f-cking moron.” no need for earm-ffs around small children when using this subst-tute.
moron: “i know what we should do! let’s go jump off a bridge into the freezing river!”
friend: “shut up, funk and wagnalls! you trying to get us all killed?!?”
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