Funk Ball


aka funk ball: a small white or whitish-yellow nugget found when m-ssaging the tonsils. able to be removed most effectively with a q-tip. warning: funk b-lls may appear in groups. the stench emitted from funk b-lls is a combination of straight p–p and vomit, only worse… much worse.
quick, flush that funk ball before anyone gets a whiff of it.
you have to rap while you play basketball.
a sleasy, greasie, nasty guy, most likey he has a mullet. clothing consists of a wife beater tee and/or a black concert tee shirt, most likely from the 80’s.
that funk ball was checkin’ me out, i wouldn’t give him the time of day.
an annual affair thrown by u.s. pipe & the b-lls johnson dance machine in which people get together for the funk of it, featuring live bands, funky attire and att-tude, and booty-shakin’.
i’ll be doing the b-lls johnson dance at the funk ball!
1.someone who lives in an extremely filthy house and has s-x with men of average wealth with the intention of getting pregnant so she can trap them into child support forever.
2.a woman who plays it off as independent because she knows that n-body will ever marry her.
sandy the funk ball trapped two guys into getting her pregnant and neither one wants her now that they are sober!!!
look at her filthy stinking house the funk ball loser, she never cleans.

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