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  a fart, usually to the effect of producing a tremor higher than 3.0 on the ricter scale. most likely juicy, and could possibly tear a hole in the -ss of one’s pants. got-d-mn!! dave’s funkin’ it up in the hizzouse here!

• Cockblocked by Tim Cook

  just like c-ckblocked by steve jobs….only tim cook is the new ceo. when you are about to hit on somebody, only they pull out their ipod and plug in their headphones, blocking them from the outside world. jacob: saw this girl on the train on the way to atlanta, was about to go hit on […]

• Skin Bib

  the flap of skin that hangs over the tightly b-ttoned colar of extremely overweight well dressed businessman. dude, did you see that guys skin bib? it was hanging over his tie.

• funk shadler

  an -sshole, that no one likes; a shriveled penii, generally a negative term that d-ck over there is a funk shadler

• SKIN FLUTE HERO 3

  mouth-based video game inspired by the guitar hero series to fit the needs of a male h-m-s-xual. instead of having guitar hero’s controller and layout, this will feature a p-n-s-shaped controller with motion sensor b-ttons jerk,suck.and lick. through the fire and flames solo will go- jerk ,jerk ,jerk ,jerk ,suck ,suck ,lick ,lick ,lick ,suck […]

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