Funktionary


the musical information destination for all things funky.
i don’t know that band. let’s look it up in the funktionary.
the information bank that informs the curious about funk music, musicians, history, jive etc. etc. etc.
let’s check the funk-tion-ary for the correct spelling of papa mali’s real name.

Read Also:

  • The Aiden

    licking out somebodys belly b-tton if she doesnt want the lights on, go for the the aiden.

  • garburator

    a canadian word that involves garbage disposal through your kitchen sink! when you turn it on, it makes a loud grating noise and… bye bye garbage! some claim that this was once or may still be a trade name. the world may never know. “i tossed all the peelings into the garburator, eh” “never stick […]

  • GigaForeHead

    a forehead that is able to be used for purposes such as, but not limited to: a project, doing homework, eating dinner. must be at least 3 feet long. cody’s gf has a gigaforehead.

  • Fungus Hole

    a v-g-n- with yeast infection. f-ck jane got one h-ll of a fungus hole. i’m outa there.

  • guardaroo

    it’s a kangaroo trained to guard your house. what the f-ck else did you think it was? the guardaroo pounced up and, gripping the burglar’s genitals, removed them with a quick twist.


Disclaimer: Funktionary definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.