funky badonkadonk monkey


the greatest insult ever
guy a: you suck.
guy b: you’re a stupid f-cker.
guy a: you’re a dumb c-cksucker.
guy b: you’re a p–p sucker.
guy a: your mom eats sh-t.
guy b: you’re a funky badonkadonk monkey.
guy a: …dammit.

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