funky bake
the gross sweaty feeling and odor one has when waking up in the morning after p-ssing out drunk the night before with all their clothes on.
funky because you stink; bake because it’s hot as h-ll.
ashley: “i was so drunk last night”
jess: “ya, you totally were. girl, why you stank so bad?
ashley: “i p-ssed out on my lawn at 3 am and funky baked till 2 this afternoon.”
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