Funky Bandz
f-cking rip offs of silly bands.
john: wanna trade your monkey silly bandz for my kitty silly bandz?
jack: that isn’t a silly bandz you f-ckwit. that’s a f-cking funky bandz. get a f-cking life you f-cking -sshole and stop ripping people off with your f-cking imitation silly bandz. go home and kill yourself. it will make the world a better place for all.
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