Funky Tardo


almost incoherent mumblings from far east telemarketers and tech. support personnel as they reach your voicemail and decide to hang up rather than leave a message. may also be a form of a localized, derogatory term for “the guy didn’t answer his phone, i got his machine”

most always captured on your voicemail, from an unknown number.
when i played my voicemails i heard “…funky tardo, funky tardo,

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