Funnodiek
funnodiek is used to describe a person who does not blink, or blink for a long period of time.
a year from now, you’re walking in the street staring off into sp-ce and a b-tch girl whispers: “oh my god.. see that funnodiek? what’s wrong with her!”
you’re bored in cl-ss, staring off into sp-ce.
teacher goes: hey i won’t tolerate any funnodieks! colleges don’t accept that type of people!
you play video games for hours and forget to blink. finally you do and say “f-ck that burns! man i was a total funnodiek right there.”
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