funny monkey disease
funny monkey disease, or fmd, is just a nicer way to say aid’s. it would be alot nice if you heard, sorry i gave you funny monkey disease, rather than, sorry i gave you aids. i mean, seriously, who wouldn’t want to have something called funny monkey disease. it has the words funny and monkey in it. sounds like fun
sorry, i forgot to tell you, i have funny monkey diseas, you might want to get yourself checked.
oh, ok….
-2 mins later-
what the h-ll is funny monkey disease???
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