FUPA

the subcutaneous layer of dimpled lard that resides above the l-b– majora. most prevalent among lady bowlers, female bus drivers, women coaches, and welfare recipients in general.
“yo dog, did you see rashawnda’s fupa; that sh-t be ridiculous.”

fupa/fila

fupa t-shirts at fupawear.com
acronym for “fat upper pubic area”; common misinterpretations include “fat upper p-ssy area,” “fat upper penile area” and “farting under pelicans -sses.” also, often confused with fubu, an overpriced brand of clothes that suburban caucasian adolescent males wear to impress suburban caucasian females who -ssociate the clothing with large genetalia.

descriptive of the phenomenon common with men and women so afflicted by obesity that their pubic area is used to store patches of fatty waste.
“can a n-gg- get a fupa dance?”
“shake your fupa like no one is watching”
“you don’t love me, you just love my fupa b–tch!”
fat upper p-ssy area (aka. gunt)-you’ve all seen them, most commonly -ssociated with obese burnt out high school teachers (good g-d man, i’ve seen fupas swallow an entire desk whole!!) and the wolf pack(you know who you are).

causes: fupat-tis p.

only know cure: fupandectomy
biiiaatch, get your god d-mn fupa off my desk!!

mrs. addis, i mean da’aaaam! (nuff said)

look at dem fupers over der eh. (canadian fupa sighting)
acronym for fat upper p-ssy area. describes the small area of fatty tissue that covers a woman’s pubis bone. not to be confused with a “flap” an obese person’s (man’s or woman’s) hanging stomach fat that sometimes hangs low enough to obscure the genitals. fupa size is typically unrelated to overall body fat percentage.

the fupa serves to absorb any b-mps to the area and prevent the bone-on-bone effect from the male and female pelvic bones b-mping during intercourse in the missionary position. it also pushes the top of the l-b– majory slightly forwards and away from the body in the human female, providing her with additional s-xual pleasure, not that most of you drunk a-holes care about her pleasure.
“sometimes i can make my b-tch c-m just by sticking it in her and grinding on her fupa.”
fupa is an acronym for fat upper p-ssy area. contrary to popular belief, the fupa is -not- a roll of fat hanging over the v-g-n-l area. rather, it is the area directly -above- the v-g-n-l area which has become enlarged.

the fupa has strange effects on its victims. primarilly, those that suffer from fupa are completely oblivious to its presence. furthermore, the fupa has the strange ability to cause its host to wear their jeans up near the belly b-tton, which further accents its glory. (some scientists have come to believe that the fupa has a rudementary intelligence)

women who are 3-5 months pregnant demonstrate the most excellent examples of the fupa. be careful before asking a woman if she’s pregnant! most likely, it is just her fupa.

it must be understood that men do not suffer from fs (fupa syndrome). it is a trait only found in women.
“hey, are you pregnant? or is that just your fupa?”

fat upper p-ssy area> when a womans waist grows extremely large and round, out of proportion from the rest of her body.
“mrs. marshall has a huge fupa.”
pr-nounced (foo-pah) that roll of flab over the genitals that occurs in obese people. looks most hideous when seen through sweatpants.
in females stands for “fat upper p-ssy area” and in males “fat upper p-n-s area”
brenda was a sweet girl, but unfortunately had an enormous fupa that prevented her from attracting potential boyfriends.
fat upper p-ssy area!
bertha’s pouch above her v-g-n- is bigger than the rest of her body. she’s bigger than the fupapottomaus, she is a fupasaurus rex

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