FUPA Surfing
the act of spanking a woman’s fupa with the intent of riding her fat rolls to glory land. caution: undertoe may be significant depending on the swells and no lifeguards are on duty.
he’s always been a bit of a chubby chaser. last night he said he got ricky lake drunk and did some fupa surfing. he said he fell off 3 times.
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