fur burn
the stinging rug burn on your shaft from your girl’s hairy furburger after a session of intense slamming.
friend 1) “yo rick why you walking funny?”
friend 2) “me and kim f-cked so hard her hair nest she gave my johnson a fur burn. girl’s gotta trim that beaver!
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