furious jellyfish
when f-cking your partner and they call out the wrong name in bed. you then pull out a taser, cattle prod, stinging nettle, anything that is to hand, and attack them with it. typically on the backside, but t-st-cl-s or nipples work best.
emma: hey how’re things with you and simon?
andy: not great.. he called out his ex’s name, kieran, in bed last night so i had no choice but to furious jellyfish him.
emma: oh that sucks. let’s bone.
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