Furk

replacement for another word that my mommie doesn’t want me to say.
used in teeny aim chats.
hottiegurl:lik omg did u c dat new britny concert omg

supachick:i saw it and was lik ‘omg wat teh furk’

hottiegurl:lol furk

supachick:shut teh furk up u furkin faker

hottiegurl:faker omg shut up

supachick:furk face

hottiegurl:i am so not fake i meen omg i by all my clos at ‘young chikiez’

supachick:ooooo wow stil fake

hottiegurl:furk

hottiegurl has furked off
a very rich kid or someone who likes expensive stuff
dude 1: “dude, did you just get yourself a brand new phone? you just bought one last week! oh my god, you’re such a furk.”
furk: “furk?”
dude 1: “f u, rich kid.”
comes from the rural suburbs of ventnor,a small town on the isle of wight, originating from the aboriginies of ventnor post office. use furk in exchange for any verb, it is slang for doing any activity, or to insult somebodies mother,or to go behing a noun, to emphasize its immportance.
furk off you furker.
furk that over here.
just put that furking thing in ‘ere.
im going for a furk.
furk is an acronym for “for unlawful rectal knowledge”. furk is when a man is having s-xual intercouse with a woman from behind or doggy style in her v-g-n-, and with one quick motion puts his p-n-s in her -n-s and plays it off as a total accident. a man will furk his woman in an attempt to see her reaction to -n-l s-x.
dude i furked my girlfriend last night and she squealed like a pig and flipped out on me!
doing something for fun that happens to coincide with your field of expertise. similar to “geeking out”, but at a heightened level of intensity because it engages both the work ethic and the recreational desires of the partic-p-nts.
in the middle of the party, cosmo and marty pulled out a laptop and started furking on a computational fluid solver for optimizing mixed drinks.
work that is fun. fun + work = furk.
if your hobby is your prime source of income. enjoying what you do for a living.
if you furk, then you never have to go to work.
actors, photographers, artists, athletes. doing what they love and getting paid for it.
“i furk hard for a living”
“are you furking hard or hardly furking?”
“i can furk all day”
furk is a verb, usually used with”…. through” or “…under” or “… in”. it means to rummage in, sift through, delve under, usually to try and find something.
furk through that rammel and see if you can find my specs, i already furked in the haystack full of needles while you were furking under the ferrets’ cage.

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