furloughded
the drinking that ensues as a result of the depression created when state employees are sent home for monthly mandated days off without pay. said drinking results in a condition known as being “furloughded” and brings with it temporary numbness and a feeling of euphoria. this condition is common in california and washington state, other states are expected to follow.
greg: you doin’ anything today?
james: naw, man. they made me take the day off without pay cuz of budget cuts. i got a fifth of jack and a case of rolling rock. i’m gonna get furloughded.
greg: i’m in!!!
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