furnace blast
when you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a dutch oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.
hey dude, last night i accidentally furnace blasted my wife, she was p-ssed!
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