furtle
move something around a little, to pick at something. usually in reference to something trivial
a cork that is nearly out of a wine bottle:
“just furtle around with it a bit, it’ll come out.”
a person picking a scab:
“don’t furtle, you’ll make it bleed.”
usually a s-x tourist in the se asian region
look at that furtle with the thai girl
the act of being really slow, like a turtle, and can’t remember what they just did, like a fish.
hence, furlte
wow, that was so furtle. you just said you were going to watch tv, but you don’t remember.
to cut a hole in a poster / picture / photo etc usually around the mouth or crotch, and proceed to perform lude acts involving your p-n-s and/or toungue.
wow, i got a christina aguilera poster and she’s so hot!!!
-late that night, he cuts a hole in the poster furtles it-
an english term form the 18th century.
to draw a picture of a woman and cut a hole for legs, and make legs with your fingers to make it look as if she is line dancing.
you can’t furtle worth sh-t kyle! your fingers are too hairy for a womans leg!
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