fusion poop
when two people stand back to back over a toilet, bend over, press their b-tt checks hard against the opposing person’s b-tt cheeks, proceed to deficate simultaneously, at which point a single stream of p–p will form at the intersection between their b-tt cheeks, and the now united p–p will fall ideally to the direct centre of the toilet bowl below.
hey jeremy, i gotta p–p now, you gotta p–p now, there is only one toilet, let’s do a fusion p–p.
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