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Fussell

main entry: 1fuss•ell
pr-nunciation: \`fəs-sōl\
function: noun
inflected form(s): fuss•ell \ fuss•ell•er
etymology: middle english fesouel
date: 13th century

1: something produced by mistake ; especially : a postage stamp exhibiting a consistent flaw (as a wrong color) in its manufacture
2 a: the difference between an observed or calculated value and a true value; specifically : variation in measurements, calculations, or observations of a quant-ty due to mistakes or to uncontrollable factors b: the amount of deviation from a standard or specification
3: a deficiency or imperfection in structure or function
1 : a wrong judgment
4 : a wrong action or statement proceeding from faulty judgment, inadequate knowledge, or inattention
5 a: a disordered, untidy, offensive, or unpleasant state or condition b: one that is disordered, untidy, offensive, or unpleasant usually because of blundering, laxity, or misconduct

main entry: 1fuss•ell
pr-nunciation: \`fəs-sōl\
function: verb
inflected form(s): fuss•ell•ed \ fuss•ell \ fuss•ell•ing
etymology: middle english fesouel
date: 13th century

transitive verb
1: to blunder in the choice of
2 a: to misunderstand the meaning or intention of b: to make a wrong judgment of the character or ability of
3: to identify wrongly : confuse with another
1 : to handle roughly
4 a: to make dirty or untidy —often used with up b: to mix up —often used with up
5: to interfere with —often used with up
6: to rough up —often used with up

intransitive verb
1: to be wrong
2: to make a mess
3 a: b: to handle or play with something especially carelessly —often used with around c: to take an active interest in something or someone ; also
4: to become confused or make an error —usually used with up

fussell is a word commonly used by band geeks/nerds who have ever used the ‘exercises for ensemble drill’ arranged by raymond c/ fussell (from whom the word cam from) in order to adequately replace common everyday curse words like d-mn, h-ll, sh-t, ect.

it is most often used in times where something is either so hilarious, so disturbing, so wrong, that only this intriguingly odd word can be used in place where curse words can’t do the trick, or when using real curse words would surely lead to either a detention from teacher, or a smack in the mouth from mother.

fussell can also be used as everyday slang in order to describe things when average, boring adjectives cannot satisfy the user’s need to be an obnoxious band geek/nerd.

fussell may be, at appropriate times, be used as a subst-tute for epic win pwn or ftw as well as a replacement for the f in lmf–.

(fussell is the official lingual property of the palm bay high school band.)

(all forms of fussell are capitalized. it just pwns like that epicness.)
you’re such a fussling fussell.

what the fussell?!

you just got fusselled.

lmf– (laugh my fussling -ss off)
to freaking hustle or cheat people out of money for services rendered.
i’m going to fussell this noob after he finishes the project.

i did all that work just to get fusselled out of my money.

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