Fùtbol

the most popular game in the world. the goal is to kick a ball into a goal and beat the opponet. (this game is known as soccer in the us)(and that is really how to spell it)
did you see the fùtbol game? it was a good match.
called futbol in any and all countries using the metric system.
hey let’s go play some futbol mates.
soccer in the us
a highly respected sport in all countrys except for the us and canada
for all you haters its harder then i looks
go get in the goal and try to stop a ball goin 80mph that is kicked from 12yds away from you and try to block it or try to juke out eleven peolpe so that you can score. i bet that none of you football players can do it. football should be called p-ssy ball
football player: lets go play football
futbol player: that p-ssy sport? lets play futbol
football player: that sport is gay
futbol player: well i want to see you score points without being covered from head to toe with pads
1. called soccer in the us.
2. commonly referred to as f-g-ball.
3. hockey for r-t-rds.
bill: hey, the futbol championship is on tv.
ted: what? this isn’t football season.
bill: no, not football, futbol…. soccer.
ted: oh, you mean f-g-ball. let’s not watch and say we didn’t.
bill: what? how can you say that? soccer is the number one game in the world.
ted: it’s like hockey for r-t-rds though; hockey players wear skates on slippery ice, can check each other, shoot at a goal three feet wide, and the goalie wears tons of pads so he blocks most of the goal; soccer on the other hand play on gr-ss, can’t check, have a goal 17 feet wide, with a little guy in front of it; and both games score the same amount of points.
bill: i never thought about it rationally before… you are so right.