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• mockery

  the act by which ruinous behavior causes one to realise the extent to which their lives are muunted. “your life is over, what a mockery” “throwing a steak at someone whilst they ride their lucky bike.” the explanation of anything wrong with the world justin “hilary clinton lost the vote” karen “that’s a godd-mn mockery” […]

• Modern Nomad

  anyone who hasn’t lived in one place more than 3 years in the last decade of their life and has no idea when or where they will ever settle down for good. (i.e. modern nomads cannot call themselves “locals” anywhere because they haven’t been there long enough and probably wont be.) – does not carry […]

• moroccan martini

  the act of milking the sweat from one’s scr-t-m, storing it in a vase, then placing aforementioned contents into an unsuspecting dame’s beverage. (preferably at a bar/night club/pour down a stripper’s throat) female: “my drink tastes kinda funny” frat douche: “babe, you shouldn’t have been such a b-tch to our waiter. i bet he brought […]

• Motarf

  a {mohawk} that has grown out too much so that it forms a {mullet}. popular in the south amoungst men born in the 80’s, this incredible hair “don’t” can also be found on various lesbians on the coast of southern california. “time to get a trim, son, you got yourself a motarf.”

• Mouthface

  it is used describe a person eating large amounts of food in a quick and satisfying manner. symbolically saying that your whole face is your mouth. -in front of a large burrito- “dude im gonna mouthface this burrito”. “i totally mouthfaced that p-ssy”.

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