Futchered
to futcher someone is to completely and utterly destroy them… this is often -ssociated with stealing someone’s partner. it actually transcends even this. to be futchered is the be brought down to such a level where you don’t even have the self-motivation to kill yourself… there is only ever one single record of a man being futchered. and it is kept in a top secret file cabinet at the centre of a top secret military base. the victims family were placed under the futcher protection act 1992.
p-ssing stranger: holy sh-t! dude, are you ok?
dude: …i…cant…. i…….. can you pull this trigger please??
p-ssing stranger: oh no… you’ve been… futchered!!
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