futhermucker

polite, er… less vulgar way of saying motherf-cker
futhermucking bon of a sitch!
it’s a funny way for saying “mother f-cker”. also a way to say mother f-cker when it’s not appropriate to say it.
“those futher mucks robbed me!”
1) what certain people refer to president bush as while in the presence of the elderly, in a cl-ssroom or professional setting, or in front of their southern baptist parents.

2) something to say instead of “motherf-cker” when one rips of one’s toenail, is repeatedly stuck in one’s t-st-cl-s, or experiences similar levels of pain and agony in the above situations.
1) “that c-ke-sniffing futhermucker is going to get us all killed trying to get his oil.”

2) “…futhermucker!”
another term of the word mother f-cker
if you nailed your mother your probably a futher mucker
how to say mother f-cker in front of children you don’t want learning “adult” language.
futher mucker, that hurt! (after hitting your thumb for the up-tenith time while hammering nails)
when an individual afflicted with diarrhea has their -n-s tickled with a feather.
“dude you were in the bathroom all day yesterday- feeling any better?”

“not really, but if i’m lucky maybe my girl will give me a rad futher mucker tonight!”
another way to say mother f-cker. for the youngsters to say without geting into too much trouble with the fam.
“get out of my room futher mucker!”