futon crouton
any small to fairly sized object that falls between the cushions of a couch, commonly rediscovered after as much as a year of confinement in said furniture. notable types include goldfish, cheez-its, and popcorn, though more essential living room items, such as tv remotes, have been found, as well.
i found a hershey’s kiss futon crouton the other day in my ikea couch. gave it a sniff to make sure there was no stank and i popped that motherf-cker in my mouth.
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