futon john
a douche that likes to remind every person he meets that he was conceived on a futon.
kid 1: “have you met futon john?”
kid 2: “no, but i heard he was a douche.”
kid 3: “i heard he was conceived on a futon.”
kid 1: “i wish i was conceived on a futon.”
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