Futt-Buckery
noun; the actions and tendencies of american corporate middle-management that bore, infuriate, enrage, dismay, constern, and disgruntle their underlings, peers and -ssociates by dint of their pointless frippery, moronic mis-comprehension, appalling ignorance of relevant facts and mitigation circ-mstances, tenuous ( at best ) grasp of the dynamics of human interaction and social behaviors; and that cause reactions ranging from benign, bored amus-m-nt, through such phases as muttering discontent and heated breakroom hissing of acidic commentary, through stunned disbelief and barely contained rage. finally topping off at heights including coffee-pot urinating hijinx, tire slashing hooliganism, sugar-in-the-gas-tank shenanigans and ultimately, culminating in demented office-park m-ssacres, ala the film, g-d bless america. often because middle management seems to arise from america’s burgeoning “idiocracy” and the general confederacy of dunces.
phil’s non-stop futt-buckery in that last company-wide meeting nearly caused me to have to immediately sign him up for membership in nambla’s email newsletter. whether or not i make it a point to set a rule in his outlook to auto-forward the newsletter emails he gets from them to the entire company remains to be seen…
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