Futurama Nerd


anyone who understands most or all of the math/science related jokes on futurama
announcer: checking the electron microscope… and the winner is number 3, in a quantum finish!

professor: no fair! you changed the outcome by observing it! (tears up ticket)

futurama nerd: haha! that’s funny because in quantum physics nothing has a definite location, you can merely guess where something could be!
someone that watches futurama and other matt groening things and totally is obsessed, has a small weener, and m-st-rb-t-d frequently
did you see that futurama nerd on efnet offering oral favors for pre-airs?

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