futurbate


the act of stimulating oneself to the point of -rg-sm whilst imagining the future, mature appearance of an unfortunately under-aged hottie.
why should i have to wait 3 years to m-st-rb-t- to an 18 year old selena gomez when i can futurbate to her right now?

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